Back from the Salty Seas

I only know of one person whom actually noticed my absence, but only because she is obsessed with my pointless rantings and sub-par poetry. But for anyone else who didn't notice, I was on a Mexican cruise for a week, breathing the clear sea air and overeating in prodigious amounts. Puerto Vallerta is an amazing place, and Cabo is quite beautiful for being so barren. And although I miss it and wish I was still out there, I'm glad to be back, and I have plenty of stories and general complaints to record upon this virtual tome.