Daily Douchebaggery

The plumber-dumber joke is too obvious.
Today I would like to implicate another political tool for acts of complete douchebaggery, the inaptly named Joe the Plumber. This skin-headed math-wizard is not only NOT a licensed plumber, he's also a back-stabbing, opportunistic douchebag.
This Republican-everyman took the fortuity and accompanying book deal to rip on McCain, the wrinkled and liver-spotted hand that pulled him out of obscurity and fed him. The only reason he gives for sticking with McCain on the campaign trail even with the thought that McCain "appalled me" was that he hated Obama even more.
This man represents the uncompromising, ignorant, illogical hatred many repubs have for Obama, mostly because he doesn't represent their party, but also because he is an unknown; he can be construed as a Muslim, Socialist, American-hater, and shh, but I hear he's also half black. All you have to do is give these kind of people a reason to fear or hate someone, however skewed, nonfactual or not even based on reality it is, and they will jump on it. It's much easier than having think for themselves, because there will be the inevitability that they realize they may be wrong about something. So I'll just pick on this man as a figurehead for the group and ask him to just quit being a douchebag.