Unsubstantiated PROOF that piracy is linked to global warming, a belief espoused by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, has been shown in recent months. As the number of pirate attacks has increased dramatically, the temperature has decreased respectively.
No reasonable person could deny this cause and effect, as the global rise in temperature over the past century has also correlated to the decrease in piracy on the open ocean. The only logical conclusion is that the sudden increase in pirates has caused the temperatures to decrease over the past two years.
However, there have been a large number of pirates caught by the Indian navy, causing them to cease their pirate ways. Will this lead again to an upswing in temperatures? Will a widespread fight against piracy cause the earth to warm up even faster than previously recorded? Only time will tell.
My the FSM be with us all.
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