Sunday, March 1, 2009

Daily Douchebaggery

This was inevitable, it appears. I had a suspicion that this man would say something unpatriotic and stupid enough to trump the many that spilled out of his pill-stuffed mouth before. He truly, honestly wants our President to fail. the more epic the better, I'm assuming. Why? Because he's black? Not quite. He's young and thought to be inexperienced? Nope. Because he's part of a party of political philosophy that Mr. Limbaugh doesn't agree with? You betcha'. In his own words, it's because he's a 'liberal,' and all liberals want to tear our country down and fail. All logical fallacies aside, this in utterly against everything we are supposed to stand for in a democratic country. I can still here the ringing in my ears from the Republican harpies screeching about Democrats not supporting Bush, so there's the hypocrisy aspect as well.
This begs the question; why? Why would anyone want our highest elected official to fail miserable at his job? Put simply, I told you so. He wants the childish vindication of being able to say that he was right, and every person who voted for Obama was wrong. This wouldn't necessarily bother me so much if it wasn't for the fact that so many people listen to and believe what this windbag says. At a time when we need to work together as a country more than ever before, people like this seek to further divide and pit Americans against each other, merely to increase their ratings and take some arrogant pride in proving that their side of the argument is the correct one. Ironically, Democrats couldn't be happier that the Repub's are listening to this douchebag, because the more confident he gets, the more inimical he seems to become. Every stupid phrase coming out of his mouth only pushes this dead party a little more towards its grave.
So congratulations, Rush, on hastening the end of your crumbling party. Sadly, it will be the suspicious, ineloquent, uninformed middle-Americans who will cling to its rotting corpse long after it has expired. And for that, Rush, you should be ashamed.

I also have a second-place candidate I wanted to mention, Mr. Bill O'Reilly. O'really, as I like to call him, is already a known misogynist (2), was somehow inadvertently invited to speak at a benefit for rape victims. Would you want someone who said the following to speak at such an event?
Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning. She's walking by herself on the West Side Highway, and she gets picked up by a thug. All right. Now she's out of her mind, drunk.”
Yeah, I wouldn't think so. The only reason I didn't select Bill for this honor, besides selecting him before, is that this is really no big surprise. You'll get yours again, though, Bill. I guarantee it.

Thanks to Media Matters for the quote.

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