The Conservatism movement has swept our country, pushing liberals into their dark, New York Times padded dens, quietly sipping their mochachino's and freeing the country to live under religiously based idealism and fear of unknown, indescribable enemies. The importation of soy and expensive coffee is banned, cutting off liberals main food sources. Many wither and die, curled up in their hybrid cars and energy efficient houses. Conservatives are free to wage wars unfettered by conscience, and create the laws they have always wanted.
Evolution Revolution!
In a brilliant move, leading conservatists have finally banned the teaching of evolution, forcing this evil, scientifically based modern idea out of our schools and back into Europe, where it belongs. the name of Darwin is no longer allowed to be used in public, and he will be burned in effigy along with all likenesses and copied of The Origin of Species. Anyone expostulating upon the idea of 'evolution' will be tried for treason and ejected from this country if found guilty. In a further move, any animal species found to be showing signs of evolution will be exterminated for disobeying the Word of God, and the Conservatist party. DNA will also no longer be admissible in court.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
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