Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Saving Beck

With recent spate of advertiser losses, 20 so far, one may wonder about the future of FoxNews's Glenn Beck show. His innocent statements taken out of context, this true American may have his livelihood ripped away from him by liberal advertisers and politicians, since they ARE out to get him. No one like Beck should have to deal with the nervous hand-flapping of these companies that would rather worry about offending their customer base than supporting a real American. These advertisers will regret it, but what to do in the meantime?
I see a solution. There are so many other organizations that could be advertising on this show. I have heard that the KKK is doing very well these days, and their audience should be built right in to this channel's normal viewership. The Christian Coalition, Knights of Columbus, National Alliance and other such groups should pick up some advertising time. Even the NRA could do very well in this time slot. I've also read that guns are becoming a big thing at these town-hall meetings going on all over the country, they should cash in on the popularity.
I n due time, all of Beck's corporate sponsors can easily be replaced with the proper sponsors, fanatical ring-wing organizations and groups intent on spreading their messages of hatred and fear, which should go along quite well with the current programming seen on this channel. Glenn will be fine (minus the crying), and will emerge stronger and with more conviction in his unsupported and illogical ideas than ever before. Keep on keeping on, Beck.

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